i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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