dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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