I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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