sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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