I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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