sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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