tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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