If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
