When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Edward fifth and chaser hands
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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