So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
this just has baby written all over it
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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