I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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