i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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