Only a mothe r could love this liver
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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