Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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