It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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