i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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