Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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