I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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