I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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