That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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