Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You can't special order awesome
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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