Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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