check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
did you just send me my own nude
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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