Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
