ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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