Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i don't like sucking hair
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
