did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
In America we eat man semen.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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