Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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