So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
