You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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