All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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