the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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