next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
