we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
