i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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