i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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