grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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