So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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