so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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