i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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