PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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