I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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