Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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