But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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