You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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