ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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