Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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