When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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