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say what?
wanna hang out?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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