you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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