hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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